Friday, January 5, 2007

History: Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi



When I saw this pic, it inspired song in my heart. Please be kind folks.





NANCY'S SILVER HAMMER
(Sung to the tune of the Beatles' classic "Maxwell's Silver Hammer")

Nancy's quizzical; “cut the Bushit” critical;
Justice in the house.
Late nights working hard with the outcasts.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Bush Incompetent, majoring in circumvent,
Whines "she’s now in charge".
“We will spin the press, and dismiss you,
Ho, o, o, o.”

But as Repub'kins run from the light,
The girl, she stands up tall…..

Bang! Bang! Nancy’s silver hammer
Came down upon their heads.
Bang! Bang! Nancy’s silver hammer
Made sure they were dead.

Back in school again, Bushkin is a fool again,
America’s annoyed.
How much more of this can we ta-ake,
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

We tell Bush to go, he’s protecting status quo,
We won’t pay his price.
Having been duped twice, we know better,
So, o, o, o..

But as Repub'kins scurry away,
the Dems have got our back!

Bang! Bang! Nancy’s silver hammer
Came down upon their heads.
Bang! Bang! Nancy’s silver hammer
Made sure they were dead.

D.C. smirkin'-one, say’s he’s not a dirty one.
Bushkin stands alone.
Praying, killing, all in the name of God,
Odd, odd, odd.

Repub debauchery, rampant in the gallery.
Says "he must go free".
America don’t agree, and we tell them,
So, o, o, o.

Impeachment hearings now in the wings,
A Girl comes from behind…..

Bang! Bang! Nancy’s silver hammer
Came down upon their heads.
Bang! Bang! Nancy’s silver hammer
Made sure they were dead.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

WOW! This is amazing! So creative! So funny! Maybe a bit harsh (the whole makin' sure folks are dead and all) but it's the least those criminals and Bush deserve are some re-worked lyrics!

Good job, keep up the good work!

--Shella