Well, it probably never would have occurred to me that religious zealot types who don't believe in science, evolution, history of ancient cultures (more ancient than 6,000 years, anyway) would be stupid enough to sponsor a Christian Science Fair.
You'll get a total kick out of their suggested "sample" projects - which are (of course) based on science, evolution, history, and a heaping helping of bigotry and racism! Check out a few choice morsels to whet your snark appetite.
...And they don't even realize these are "evolution" projects!
1. [Why does] A virus mutate (alter) the DNA code of the host cell and reproduce a new species.
5. What can we learn from the Amish blood disease and sixth finger?
34. What are freckles and why do we have them?
55. Why do only mammals have hair?
...And, for "science" questions only creationism might answer...
10. What was life like before the Flood?
12. Trilobites prove Noah's flood because they are curled up or not?
35. Why does the Bible say there is one glory of the sun, one glory of the moon, and one glory of the stars?
53. Were all the animals friendly to man before the Flood?
58. Why did God create the moon to control the tides?
72. What is God made of?
...And for a little dose of sexism and bigotry they offer the following...
18. Is intelligence influenced by physical attributes. i.e. are blondes "dumb" or does skin color influence intelligence?
83. Why do people believe in Evolution?
84. What events caused them to become evolutionists?
...Lastly, for those creationists who wear tinfoil hats...
105.What are aliens and are there really any in our world? see Lamentations 5:2, Eph 2:12, Heb 11:34.
You just cannot make this shit up.
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